Gossiping gulls in Dublin
– ‘Is that really your real name, Whacker?’ -‘Well, ok, Seamus. Between you, me and the wall, it’s not. But a city gull like me has to have some street – or rather sky – cred. My real name is Oisín. The mammy is all into this Irish heritage thing. But for god’s sake, call me Whacker when there are other gulls around. I’d never live it down if they heard my real name!’ – ‘Sure, no problem, Ois… I…